Ok, I’m a goddamn moron.
I just hit a parked car while trying to pull into a narrow space. Fortunately the damage to the other car was minimal (I broke a plastic corner piece on the rear bumper) and the damage to mine was zero. That doesn’t make me feel any less of a fucking idiot.
I left the dude a note. Let’s hope he’s not just going to kick my ass… (or in the Mafia – isn’t that how Analyze This starts out?)
Oh yeah, there was a woman who saw it and gave me her contact info in case there’s some dispute about what exactly I fucked up. I guess the bright side here is that I got some woman’s phone number… heh. (No, this isn’t particularly reassuring either.)